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Shit Sunday – Pergi Zoo

02/09/2018 by syafiqsalim Leave a Comment

” Semalam hari sabtu isteri aku google dan find out Zoo Johor buka sampai pukul 6.00 petang”

“Hari ini hari ahad, lebih kurang pukul 4.45 petang dah nak sampai dekat Zoo Johor, sesak gila, isteri aku google sekali lagi pasal Zoo Johor………. ”

Isteri : Kenapa kat sini(google) cakap tutup pukul 5.00 petang. Habis camne ni ?

Aku : Kita datang tengok ba** jela.

** babi tidak kelihatan di Zoo Johor.

Thanos Avengers (makhluk berkuasa) baca ba** tu maksudnya burung.
Itulah babi sebenar.

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